Death by chocolate!

There was no chance I was going to be done with Christmas cookies so soon after I started. Obviously. Because I really can’t stress enough the importance of those sugary little pieces of heaven, ever, but especially around the winter holidays. Craving some rich hot cocoa? There’s a cookie for that. Indulging in a little late-afternoon, light snack? There’s a cookie for that. Waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, worried there are no more cookies? Don’t worry  – there are always more cookies.

It’s kind of like “there’s an app for that” only way, way better.

So I did in fact make some Christmas sugar cookies

Mmmmm Sugar Cookies!
Mmmmm Sugar Cookies!

and also the chocolate caramel crack(ers) from Smitten Kitchen (phenomenal!!)  but I also made my favorite of all time, Chocolate Crackles. It turns out these are a pretty widely known and delicious cookie, but I grew up only knowing them as my great-grandmother’s recipe for little nibbles of heaven in my belly. So, they’re delicious, and are tinged with a little dash of sentimentality that tends to come out around this time of year. No one in my family can resist them, and no matter how many you make, they always seem to be gone too soon. It’s pretty much just eggs, sugar, baking chocolate, and pecans, rolled in powdered sugar, so nearly impossible to go wrong.

Even the dough looks delicious
Even the dough looks delicious

It’s best if you refrigerate it overnight, but if you’re like me and have never ending kitchen appliance fails that totally throw off your entire baking schedule (sinks, dishwashers, all technology fails around me. I was clearly born in the wrong era) you can always make the dough early in the morning and pop it in the fridge til later that afternoon, to a still very satisfying end result. Roll the chilled dough into little golf balls and then roll around in powdered sugar as much as possible

le bowl of powdered sugar. this may have attributed to my sugar high...
le bowl of powdered sugar. this may have attributed to my sugar high…

prepare your cookie sheet, or “tray of awesome”

tray of awesome
tray of awesome

and then 10-12 minutes later, voila! you have the most addictive cookies ever. Death by chocolate… there are worse ways to go, totally.

death by chocolate!
death by chocolate!

Cocoa, cookies, and old Schwarzenegger movies?

Christmas means a lot of things – cookies, carols, crazy retail experiences, amazingly terrible movies from your childhood you’d totally forgotten about until they pop up on ABC Family (Jingle All the Way, who could forget that mid-90s brilliance of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad!? Seriously. Amazing.)

Schwarzenegger. Sinbad. All the best that the mid-90s had to offer
Schwarzenegger. Sinbad. All the best that the mid-90s had to offer

and you know, more cookies. Again. Because cookies, like pie, are doubly-important. Christmas cookies hold a special place in my heart, and I’m talking about the traditional, delicious sugar cookies cut into shapes of little boots and Santas, that you bribed friends into helping you decorate in return for boozy holiday drinks and the promise of eating said cookies upon final completion. I love those cookies, they are amazing, they bring me back to happy, sugar-coma-y, childhood memories infused with the smells of cinnamon and nutmeg and a little bit of being too tired to finish the entire batch.

But this week, I was craving something a little different. Perhaps (okay fine, probably) due to my mild obsession with my new cast iron skillet, I wanted to make tiny, fried dough balls of goodness, infused with citrus and doused in honey. Because, who wouldn’t want that? And these cookies, called struffoli,  were so easy, and simple, and smelled so good in my apartment, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make them. Plus, you get to say “struffoli” a lot, so that was just a big bonus for me.

Start off with lots of flour and eggs:

flour, eggs, standard goodness
flour, eggs, standard goodness

Get some citrus up  in there

mmmmm citrus
mmmmm citrus

and then get zesty

zesty! cocoa for the chef option, but highly recommended
zesty! cocoa for the chef option, but highly recommended

roll out some ropes

rope-y dough. Don't worry - it gets way more appetizing
rope-y dough. Don’t worry – it gets way more appetizing

And then cut and fry up those fritters!

Sizzlin' away! Look at my beautiful skillet!
Sizzlin’ away! Look at my beautiful skillet!

And then, you have bowls of delicious fritters, begging for a honey glaze

le honey glaze
le honey glaze

And drizzle those puppies generously

tasty honey goodness
tasty honey goodness

And then end up with so many plates of cookies. So, so many.

allll the struffoli!
allll the struffoli!

You can put them into little bags for your friends as gifts, or, you can sit and eat them all during your second viewing of Jingle All the Way. I’m not telling you which option I chose… but I will say you really pick up on the subtleties of 90s overacting after the first viewing of that movie!