Halloween, or, my weird obsession with everything pumpkin

I don’t know if you know this – Halloween just happened. Though you may have also thought we were way closer to Christmas because as of October 1st, this display was up in my local Target:

are you kidding me!?
are you kidding me!?

However, it was just Halloween, and October, and as any loyal Starbucks patron knows – that means pumpkin spice lattes all day long. It seems a recent development (perhaps due to social media as well?) that October has become the month of #psl, but my obsession with pumpkin spans decades – long before the appearance of this seasonal delight.

My love of pumpkin started with pumpkin pie – that Thanksgiving treat that used to only come once a year. When my god-sister and I were old enough, my mama used to allow us to bake our own pie, the day after Thanksgiving, to “practice.” This really meant an enormous mess of flour, pumpkin, and shortening all over the kitchen, but resulted in our very own pie. Sure, it was burnt in places, the sugar had crystallized on top where we hadn’t properly mixed the filling, but it was all ours. The day after Thanksgiving was always the best day – fresh made pumpkin pie, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer marathons on television. Oh to be be young again.

Now, my love of all things pumpkin has expanded into, well, everything pumpkin. This pumpkin soup from Trader Joe’s is delightful –

mmmmm warm pumpkin in my belly!
mmmmm warm pumpkin in my belly!

And yes, this coffeemate pumpkin spice creamer goes in my coffee every morning. It’s kind of gross, but also wholly delicious. I just try not to focus on the ingredient list too much. It’s just for a month… so that makes it okay. Right?

oh yeah. this happens. it's delicious. don't judge me.
oh yeah. this happens. it’s delicious. don’t judge me.

My roommate and I decided that since I’d gone a little crazy with Halloween decorations, we should probably have some people over and provide a reason for my holiday overload. I obviously I jumped on the party as my opportunity to bake way too much under the guise of “cooking for the masses.” After some serious searching I decided on pumpkin oatmeal cookies with a maple glaze, pumpkin chocolate chip muffins, and a pumpkin pie martini. Nothing too crazy, just enough. Right?

Well, it would have been just enough pumpkin, except I ran into my dear friend Adam two days prior to Halloween, and realized (because I’m a horribly forgetful person) that it was his birthday and I hadn’t gotten him anything. So to make up for my memory lapse, I invited myself over on Halloween morning to make pumpkin waffles for him and his roommates. Let’s be honest – getting to use my waffle maker is pretty much just my own present to myself. I really am a terrible person. So without further ado, please enjoy.

October Pumpkin Recipes:

Pumpkin Oatmeal Cookies (as adapted from http://krystalschlegel.com/)

  • 2 cups oats (Trader Joes rolled oats here worked great)
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla bourbon extract
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon ginger
  • 1/4 teaspoon cloves
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 cup honey
  • 1/2 cup pumpkin puree (again, I used Trader Joes here – it’s a little soupier than Libby’s. If you’re using a soupier consistency puree, I’d add a couple more spoonfuls of oats, my cookies were just a little too sticky)
  • 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder

Maple Glaze –

This is just a really basic guide – go ahead and mix the sugar and maple syrup and milk in varying amounts until you’re satisfied with the flavor/consistency/color. It’s all about your preferences, as the baker, you get to decide what is most delicious and everyone else just has to eat them!

  • 2 cups powered sugar
  • 1 tablespoon maple syrup
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • splash of milk (about 1 to 2 tablespoons)

To make:

Preheat oven to 325 F. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper, if you want, for easy cleanup.

In a large bowl, combine egg, oil, vanilla honey. Mix until consistent. Then add in the oats, spices, baking powder, and pumpkin puree. Combine, and chill for 1/2 hr.

Scoop spoonfuls onto baking sheet, and bake for 12-15 minutes (depending on your oven – I tend to need to bake on the longer side, these cookies went in for about 14 minutes).

Glaze, if you desire. You should desire.

le cookies. so gooey and delicious.
le cookies. so gooey and delicious.

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Mini – Muffins (as adapted from http://www.skinnytaste.com/)

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup white whole wheat pastry flour (it’s lighter than regular whole wheat flour, which I find sometimes makes my baked goods a little too tough)
  • 3/4 cups unbleached all purpose unbleached flour
  • 3/4 cup raw sugar
  • 3/4 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 3/4 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1 1/2 cups canned pumpkin puree (again, I used Trader Joe’s, you can use whatever you prefer)
  • 2 tablespoons canola oil
  • 2 large egg whites
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla bourbon extract
  • baking spray (for the muffin cups)
  • 2/3 cup mini chocolate chips

To make:

Preheat the oven to 350 F. Line a mini muffin tin with paper liners and lightly spray liners with oil for easy removal (I learned my lesson the hard way with the Target liners – so cute, but they’ll stick like glue to your baked goods).

In a medium bowl, combine dry ingredients: flours, sugar, baking soda, pumpkin spice, cinnamon, and salt.

In a large bowl mix pumpkin puree, oil, egg whites and vanilla. Using stand or hand mixer, beat at medium (on my kitchenaid hand mixer I use a “2”) until consistency is thick.

Add the dry ingredients a third at a time to the wet ingredients – mixing in between each addition, and making sure to get the sides of the bowl with a spatula. Fold in (gently add with a spatula, not the mixer!) the chocolate chips at the end.

Scoop a spoonful of batter into each mini-muffin liner. One regular tablespoon full should be sufficient. Bake for 22-25 minutes (mine go in again for about 24 minutes).

Enjoy!

oh they're so good. and you can eat a lot of them and not feel guilty because they're so small, right? calories don't count when they're small...
oh they’re so good. and you can eat a lot of them and not feel guilty because they’re so small, right? calories don’t count when they’re small…

Pumpkin Pie Martini (as adapted from http://www.eatdrinkandbeskinny.com/)

Ingredients:

  • 4 oz Vanilla Vodka (Whole Foods has a really delicious Madagscar Vanilla variety)
  • 1 oz Torani Sugar Free Pumpkin Pie Syrup
  • 4 oz Light Almond Milk (again, light soy, light coconut, flax, you’ve got options)
  • 2 Tablespoons Pumpkin Puree

To make:

Combine ingredients in shaker filled with ice. Shake vigorously (no one wants lumpy pumpkin puree in their drink).

Pour.

Enjoy!

their's was so much prettier than ours... but people didn't seem to mind!
their’s was so much prettier than ours… but people didn’t seem to mind!

(picture from source blog because ours looked pretty unappealing – but tasted delicious!)

Pumpkin Waffles (as adapted from gourmet magazine, recipe found on http://www.epicurious.com/)

*Note: You will need a waffle iron for this. It’s the worth investment – it’s one of my prized possessions.

Ingredients:

  • 2 1/2 cups all-purpose unbleached flour
  • 1/3 cup packed light brown sugar
  • 2 1/4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 cup whole milk (or almond milk, or soy, or coconut, they’ve all got thicker consistencies than non-fat milk, which is good for these waffles)
  • 1 cup well-shaken buttermilk
  • 1 cup canned solid-pack pumpkin
  • 3/4 stick (6 tablespoons) unsalted butter, melted

To make:

Set your waffle iron to medium hot.

Combine all wet ingredients – eggs, milk, buttermilk, butter, and pumpkin – into a large bowl. Whisk until the consistency is smooth.

In a medium bowl, combine the dry ingredients – spices, flour, sugar, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. I normally just use a large fork to combine the dry ingredients, a few brisk beats should do the trick.

Combine the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients, whisking until just combined. The mixture can be a little lumpy, you don’t definitely want to over-mix!

whisk it, whisk it good! also, cute 1/2 cup measure I borrowed from Adam's house. win!
whisk it, whisk it good! also, cute 1/2 cup measure I borrowed from Adam’s house. win!

Using a 1/2 cup measure for each of the waffle squares, pour batter on the liberally oil-sprayed waffle maker.

get ready...
get ready…

Closer waffle maker. Wait for epic waffles.

get set...
get set…

Be notified of epic waffle-completion by pleasant beep of waffle maker. Nom all the waffles!!

go!
go!

Feel better because you did in fact manage to do something nice for your friends.

Adam liked his waffles! we added chocolate ganache he had in his fridge, this was not the wrong call.
Adam liked his waffles! we added chocolate ganache he had in his fridge, this was not the wrong call.

My inner Jewish Mother

My brother recently moved back to Oakland, CA. He’d been there before, I’d been there, we overlapped a bit, and then he moved on, as people do. But now he’s back, and this is great because my brother is awesome (now that we past the tormenting phase of our relationship), and I have a free place to stay in the Bay Area. Woot! So I went up for my monthly visit – shout out to Southwest cheap and frequent flights between LAX and OAK – and was, if not shocked, then mildly appalled at his living quarters. After wading through the empty packing boxes, I arrived at the space that would have otherwise been labeled the kitchen, but in my brother’s case is “the empty room where more boxes go, and other random crap.”

During intensive questions regarding his current eating habits (this is where my inner Jewish mother came out) I learned he’s subsisting mostly on Soylent. 

image via wire.com could this be any less appealing??
image via wire.com could this be any less appealing??

It provides all your necessary nutrients without any of those pesky trappings like flavor, and general meal enjoyment. This made me very sad. And also very hungry. My very dear brother who lives like he’s already experience the zombie apocalypse informed me that he would not eat any fresh food I brought for him to eat later. No sandwich makings, no fresh fruity snacks, nothing. Quick thinking led me to Berkeley Bowl – or as I’ve renamed it “home to the worst grocery shoppers in the world.”

such delicious produce! banned from it all!
such delicious produce! banned from it all!

Nevertheless, I prevailed with some frozen dinners from Amys (pretty tasty, healthy, and most importantly brother-approved) and Helen’s Kitchen, and just because it’s October and I was feeling selfish, all the makings for pumpkin loaf. I used a recipe from Pinterest that I wasn’t wildly impressed with, but I think with a few minor changes could be a winner. I was pretty much going for easiest recipe with the fewest ingredients, since I also had to purchase the basics like loaf pans, measuring spoons, mixing bowls, and basically everything that every kitchen has. Except my brother’s. Well, now it has them. You get the gist. After two pumpkin loaves and a freezer full of semi-healthy options, my inner Jewish mother was satisfied. Until the next trip, obviously.

Mediocre-but-will-do-in-a-pinch Pumpkin Loaf:

as adapted from http://www.thefrugalgirls.com

  • 2 cups pumpkin puree (the recipe called for Libby’s, but Berkeley Bowl was sorely lacking on all things pumpkin, so I made due with Pacific – soupier consistency, required a longer bake time)
  • 3 cups sugar (this was WAY too much. I would cut it by a 1/3 in the future)
  • 1 cup canola oil
  • 2/3 cup water
  • 4 eggs
  • 3 1/3 cups flour
  • 2 tsp baking soda
  • 1.5 tsp salt (way too much – you’re fine with a tsp here)
  • 1 tsp ground cinnamon (I accidentally added 2, and it was so the right call)
  • 1 tsp ground nutmeg
  • I added an additional  1 tsp of ginger, and 1/2 tsp of cloves – it’s just not pumpkin bread if you don’t have that pumpkin pie flavor!

Preheat oven to 350 degrees, either butter and flour or canola spray two loaf pans – 9×5.

Mix all wet ingredients in a bowl. In a separate bowl, mix dry ingredients. The original recipe calls for a large and a medium, I found I needed two large, but I like a little margin for error.

Combine the dry ingredients into the wet, stirring until combined, but don’t over mix because no one wants to eat tough pumpkin bread. Well, I would. No one else wants to.

Pour mixture evenly into two loaf pans, cook for 45-55 minutes. My cook time was closer to 65 minutes, but that was due to glass cookware and soupy pumpkin puree.

le pumpkin loaves. they were okay. i still would rather eat them than soylent.
le pumpkin loaves. they were okay. i still would rather eat them than soylent.